Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
Life's a bitch. But, then, consider the alternative.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Sometimes I like people; other times, they don't agree with what I'm saying.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... there's no point.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.