Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament.
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
I went into the changing room several times, but it was still the same.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in...
Fitness is fighting a losing battle.
A clean tie will attract the soup of the day.
First impressions are often lasting - especially if they're made by a car bumper.
