If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
You were young and foolish once. Now you're no longer young.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
Always suspect you're wrong. Either way you'll be right.
Friends are important. Everyone needs someone else to take advantage of.
Never explain. Friends don't need it, enemies wouldn't believe it.
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Logic is a systematic way to come to wrong answer with confidence.
Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.