How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Miser is a person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
The best way to avoid a car accident is to travel by bus.
Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
