When we first met, she and I were the same age.
I believe that dust protects furniture.
I've got a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
If you hold in a burp does it eventually become a fart?
If a boy is a lad and he has a step father, is the boy a step ladder?
Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose.
A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
Cripple jokes are mean, I can't stand them.
