My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
If love is blind, how will she find me?
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending!
Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life.
I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not.
