I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want to live like one.
The best way to attract money is to give the appearance of having it.
Everyone thinks everyone else has money.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
I know a man who says he's going to invest his money in taxes - it's the only sure thing to go up.
Taxes are not designed to be fair, they're designed to raise money.
By the time you finish paying all your taxes, about all you have left is a receipt.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch!
You really can't beat the game. If you earn anything, it's minus taxes. If you buy anything it's plus taxes.
