Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness.
Coffee, chocolate, men, something's are just better rich.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of it's tail.
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
Talk is cheap...until lawyers get involved.
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Despite the cost of living, have you ever noticed how it remains so popular?
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterwards.
