Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
It's not how old you are, but how you are old.
The truth depends on whose lies you listen to.
Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon.
Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self.
People cannot go wrong, if you don't let them. They cannot go right, unless you let them.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
