You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Wasting time won't make any difference to eternity.
Why is it that when someone says they are no speech maker they have to go on to prove it?
To realize a dream, you must have a dream to realize.
If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else is going to do it for you, and you're not going to enjoy it nearly as much.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
He knows that little soon repeats it.
Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
