WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture.
The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain experience. The only way to gain experience is to make a mistake.
A person who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
