Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast.
You can't be late until you show up.
Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Cocaine is never a solution. Unless, of course, you dissolve it in water.
Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
Half-drunk is a waste of money.
