Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding out what that reason is.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Half the people you know are below average.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Why Good News & Bad News travel at different speeds!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Always live within your means, even if you have to borrow.
No one can drive us crazy until we give them the keys.
How young can one die of old age?
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
