It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.
Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites).
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Honest politician: One who, when bought, stays bought.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray.
A counterfeiter is locked up for trying to follow a good example.
Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge!
