There is great need for a sarcasm font.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.
According to a new study, students that snore get lower grades... especially if they're snoring in class.
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last chapter missing.
Universities are full of knowledge. The freshmen bring a little in and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.
Math teachers have lots of problems.
Exam is a four-letter word for torture.
