Drugs don't ruin your career. Drugs tests do.
Good sportspersons have to lose to prove it.
Hockey is the only place the right wing and the left wing have a common goal.
Old quarters -backs never retire. They just pass away!
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
Handicapped Golfer: A man who plays golf with his wife!
Golf: The only game that depreciates above par!
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
A golf course is a site to be holed!