I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
Never start a project until you've picked out someone to blame.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall never be unemployed.
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
You may not get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
