An Honest Opinion
I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train.
I smiled at her and said hello.
"Hi," she said, then asked me "Can I be completely honest with you???"
"Of course," I said to her.
"Well, every time you smile at me, it makes me want to invite you back to my place."
"Great," I said. "Are you married?"
"No," she replied "I'm a dentist!!!"
Medicine For Stress And Anxiety
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation...
The Devil Is In The Details
A man came to a Hakim's clinic in Lucknow complaining of severe stomach pain. The Hakim understood it was a case of constipation. Hakim asked...
The Price of Loyalty
A King had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture & kill any minister that misguided him. A Minister once gave an opinion which was wrong which the king didn’t like at all.
Golf Balls
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde....
Taste Of Suppositories!
A guy goes to the doctor complaining of hemorrhoids, so the doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a week...
Shit, I Missed...
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said...
Visionary Teachers
During my School days, after getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and then only take the second one...