An Honest Opinion
I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train.
I smiled at her and said hello.
"Hi," she said, then asked me "Can I be completely honest with you???"
"Of course," I said to her.
"Well, every time you smile at me, it makes me want to invite you back to my place."
"Great," I said. "Are you married?"
"No," she replied "I'm a dentist!!!"
Medicine For Stress And Anxiety
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation...