An Honest Opinion

I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train.

I smiled at her and said hello.

"Hi," she said, then asked me "Can I be completely honest with you???"

"Of course," I said to her.

"Well, every time you smile at me, it makes me want to invite you back to my place."

"Great," I said. "Are you married?"
"No," she replied "I'm a dentist!!!"

Medicine For Stress And Anxiety

A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation...