Clean Jokes

I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train. I smiled at her and said hello.
"Hi," she said, then asked me "Can I be completely...

A man came to a Hakim's clinic in Lucknow complaining of severe stomach pain. The Hakim understood it was a case of constipation. Hakim asked...

A guy goes to the doctor complaining of hemorrhoids, so the doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a week...

Mrs. Batra: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately.
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was...

I recently my primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn`t resist asking her, "Do you think...

A man was lying on the psychiatrist`s couch as his therapist addressed him. "Well, Jim. I`m pleased to announce that this will be our final session. I believe that you finally are cured of your paranoia...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve...

A Ballerina goes to the doctor, "Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart," she cries.
"Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I`d like to see that...

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hair...