The Bizarre Treatment
An older lady visits her doctor's office, where she is seen by one of the newly qualified, young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, she suddenly burst out screaming and ran out into the hallway.
An older doctor stopped her, calmed her down, and asked what was wrong. She told him the whole story. After listening, he guided her into another room and told her to relax and recover.
The older doctor marched straight down the hallway, found the new doctor, and demanded, "What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old! She has four grown children and seven grandchildren - and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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No Lawyers in Heaven
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"Please could we get married again in heaven?"
"I don't know about that, let me have...
How Sharks Hunt
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Cheating Husband?
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Husband: Who's Elizabeth?
Wife: Nobody, just wanted to make sure...
The Word Is Celebrate
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies...
Bengaluru and Karna's Curse
Few people know this, but the legendary battle between Karna and Arjuna once happened near to the Chola Kingdom, close to current day Bangalore!