| Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Idi Amin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so she writes him a check. Finally Ronald Reagan gets his turn and calls USA and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5 dollars. When Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth hears this, they both go ballistic and asks the devil why Ronald Reagan got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call. |
| What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)? 1. The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc. But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health and business! 2. The hilarious part is: The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you. 3. The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief! That's the travesty and irony of our current society! And, we blindly say we are not blind! 4. The stupid part of the whole issue is that we insult and fight the Ordinary Thief but we Fight each other for the Political Thief. |
| One of Russia's Ambassadors was having dinner with Putin and said that time zones around the world confused him. "Why?" Putin asks. "Ah, Mr. President, I called Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me it's tomorrow. I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it was yesterday." "Well, these are just minor inconveniences," Says Putin. "Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed with their President on board? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!" |
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