The Pope and Donald Trump
The Pope and Donald Trump are standing on the balcony in the Vatican in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans toward Trump and says, "Did you know that with one wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will go deep into their hearts and last for the rest of their lives."
Trump replies, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Prove it!!!"
So the Pope slaps him.
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