The Devil Is In The Details
A man came to a Hakim's clinic in Lucknow complaining of severe stomach pain. The Hakim understood it was a case of constipation.
Hakim asked: How far is your house from here?
Patient: Two kilometers.
The Hakim did some calculations on his calculator and poured four spoonfuls of medicine from a bottle into a small bowl.
Hakim: Did you come by vehicle or on foot?
Patient: On foot.
The Hakim did some more calculations and removed a little medicine from the bowl.
Hakim: Which floor is your house on?
Patient: Third floor.
The Hakim calculated again and took out a bit more medicine from the bowl.
Hakim: One last question. How far is the toilet from your house's main gate?
Patient: Twenty feet.
The Hakim made one final calculation and removed a little more medicine from the bowl.
Hakim: Now, pay for the medicine first, then drink it, and rush straight home without stopping. Call me afterward.
The patient followed the instructions exactly. Half an hour later, the patient called, speaking in a weak voice, "Hakim sahab, the medicine was fantastic, however, You did not calculate the time it takes to open the naada of the pyjama."
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