Clean Jokes

“Listen my boy”, said the old man to his grandson on his deathbed, “I want to give you this revolver to remember me by...

A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee. The old man shows him a photo of a very beautiful...

An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful woman. "I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised...

Two doctors are in front of their clinic about to go in when they see a man hobbling down the street towards them. The first doctor says, "I bet that poor chap is suffering from a hernia...

At a party attended by many celebrities, a gray-haired veteran walked up to the stage with a cane and took his seat.
The host asked, "Do you still go to the doctor often?"
The veteran replied...

A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.
But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top...

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended...