Taste Of Suppositories!
A guy goes to the doctor complaining of hemorrhoids, so the doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a week.
When the man returns, he's very upset, "Doctor," he yells, "my hemorrhoids haven't gotten any better at all! Plus, those suppositories you gave me taste awful!"
"They taste awful?" the doctor asks, confused. "Wait, you're not eating them, are you??"
The man rolls his eyes and replies sarcastically, "No, Doc, I'm shoving them up my ass!"
Shit, I Missed...
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said...
Visionary Teachers
During my School days, after getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and then only take the second one...
Give Everything To God
A farmer has been farting a lot. He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the...
Wow, What A Coincidence
Mrs. Batra: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately.
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Biggest Weakness
A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him, "What would you consider to be your biggest weakness...
Whats' Your Greatest Need?
The president of Slobbovia was running for re-election and held a rally in the small town of Hicknia. He yelled to the crowd, "I am here for you! What is your greatest need...
Church Attire
One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged...
Paying Guest
A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee. The old man shows him a photo of a very beautiful...
Suspicious Looking Couple!
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking
Bollywood Puns
Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana ran for a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut...