Taste Of Suppositories!
A guy goes to the doctor complaining of hemorrhoids, so the doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a week.
When the man returns, he's very upset, "Doctor," he yells, "my hemorrhoids haven't gotten any better at all! Plus, those suppositories you gave me taste awful!"
"They taste awful?" the doctor asks, confused. "Wait, you're not eating them, are you??"
The man rolls his eyes and replies sarcastically, "No, Doc, I'm shoving them up my ass!"
Shit, I Missed...
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said...