I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"
I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me."
The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today."
I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now...