Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."
"I don`t mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I`ve got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."