Celebrities Express
Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities....
Modi Express: Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination.
Bappi Lahiri Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it.
Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come three times on the same platform in slow motion.
Amir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice.
Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath.
Manmohan Express: One and only silent train.
Dhoni Express: 95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr.
Mamata Express: Train will run in the opposite direction of destination. Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly.
Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach, driver Of engine on leave.
Amit Shah Express: Covers the whole country except Delhi.
Kejriwal Express: Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination... could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train.
And finally, Indian Railways Ka Shaan.
Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go...