Cheating Husband?
Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Hey bring home a loaf of bread. Oh, and your girlfriend Elizabeth says 'hello'.
Husband: Who's Elizabeth?
Wife: Nobody, just wanted to make sure you got my text.
Husband: Dang, I'm with Elizabeth now, I thought you caught us!
Wife: What!? Where are you!?
Husband: I'm at the bakery, why?
Wife: I'll be right there! (5 minutes later) Where are you?
Husband: I'm at work. Where are you?
Wife: I'm at the bakery!
Husband: Don't forget the bread.
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