Cheating Husband?
Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Hey bring home a loaf of bread. Oh, and your girlfriend Elizabeth says 'hello'.
Husband: Who's Elizabeth?
Wife: Nobody, just wanted to make sure you got my text.
Husband: Dang, I'm with Elizabeth now, I thought you caught us!
Wife: What!? Where are you!?
Husband: I'm at the bakery, why?
Wife: I'll be right there! (5 minutes later) Where are you?
Husband: I'm at work. Where are you?
Wife: I'm at the bakery!
Husband: Don't forget the bread.
The Word Is Celebrate
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies...
Bengaluru and Karna's Curse
Few people know this, but the legendary battle between Karna and Arjuna once happened near to the Chola Kingdom, close to current day Bangalore!