Doctor Google
Patient: I have fever, headache, cough and cold. I've taken some basic medicines for the same.
Doctor: Which ones?
Patient: Paracetamol,
Amoxicillin,
Levocetrizine,
Theophylline,
Montelukast,
Bromhexine,
Ibuprofen.
Doctor: Someone please give me an Alprazolam!
Patient: Relax doctor. Alprazolam is an anxiolytic. It may not help you right now. You're suffering from an Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). A selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor like Escitalopram will work better.
Doctor: Someone give me passive euthanasia!
Patient: Passive Euthanasia requires you to sign a 'living will' in advance. Besides, you're not even terminally ill. Now can we please talk about my fever?
Doctor (calls his father): Papa, I'm joining our family's snacks business from tomorrow!