Visionary Teachers
During my School days,
After getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and then only take the second one...! I was very particular about cleanliness...
All my teachers used to stand and take the classes... You know the reason? Respect... They respected me so much... Nothing else...
During my school days, my teachers used to often request me to bring my father as they were afraid of telling me anything, lest they offend me...
My teachers were very fond of reading what I had written... In fact they would make me write it a hundred times so that they can read it again and again...
Several times my teachers threw their valuable chalks towards me without me even asking for it!
Many times my teachers have made me stand outside the class to ensure 'Z' category security while they were teaching...
Many a time I have been honoured / elevated by asking me to stand up on the bench so that all others could look up to me! I have lost count if the number of times I was given a break from class to enjoy the sunshine & fresh air outside, when others were sweating profusely in the sweltering heat inside the classroom.
Teachers often told me: Why do you come to school ? Why can't you do something else instead? What a way of appreciating & acknowledging that I knew everything!
Dedicated to those visionary teachers. They knew me better than I know myself.
Happy Guru Purnima!
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