Balls and Brains!
A Marine General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The Army General says, "Alright, I`ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here...
Pappu Ke Saath Dhokha
Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Tu Ro Kyun Raha Hai...
Honeymoon Prank
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming....
Pappu Fail Ho Gaya!
Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag...
Special Paani Puri Menu
Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
Double Extra Special Paani Puri : 40 Rs.
Multi Special Paani Puri...
That's Odd !
A mother and father named their child "Odd". Because of his unfortunate name, poor Odd had the worst life you could imagine. In school, he was always picked on and had trouble making friends. In college he never fit in...
New Words for 2016
Deja Poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you!
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them...
Banta's First Date
Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai. Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek...
I Don't Understand Women
I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stumbling all over the place and fell into bed fully clothed. In the morning...
Little Johnny and Perhaps
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression `I presume.` One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that...