Clean Jokes



The chicken PJs

Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother...

The After-Effects of Marriage

A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand...

The Laboratory Rabbit

A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots...

Jesus is Watching!

A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and...

The Ramayana

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen...

Circling Sharks!

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark...

Crow Kills!

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently...

Animals` FB Status

If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates...

Total Commitment!

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that...

The Lone Bat!

A group of bats is hanging around, upside down, as usual, mostly sleeping. Suddenly one notices that Charlie is on the floor, standing upright...

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