Clean Jokes

A Panda bear walks into a bar. Sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: 'The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars'. 'Why, does the parrot cost so much' asks the first man. The owner replied...

Two asses met in a market; one ass asked the other, ‘Why have you become so weak and sullen, doesn`t your owner treat you well?’
The other ass replied, ‘No, my owner makes me...

These two cows are in standing in a field.
One says 'Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow`s...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, 'Got any crackers?'
Bar tender says, “No.” Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks...

After dying this cat walked up to the Pearly Gates where he met St Peter. St. Peter says to the cat, 'During your time on earth, you were a good little cat. You kept your masters house & barn free of pests, and for this faithful service, you get...

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, 'Hey lady, You are really ugly,' The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to...

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, 'You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.'
The frog said, 'that`s great! Will I meet her...

Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. You can train a dog.