Boozing horse
A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket.
"What? Why would you want so many martinis?" questioned the bartender...
Golden Urinals
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
"Where the hell have you been all night?...
Impressive Talent
The young man was on his first date with the gorgeous young woman and decided to impress her with his abilities in wine tasting. He told the wine steward to bring a bottle of...
Plastic or Rubber?
A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. The attorney leaned closer while the drunk...
The Drunk Driver
Leaving the pub after drinking heavily, this fellow got into his car and decided that the best thing for him to do would be to follow...
Drunk Fart
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and...
Cheating Wife!!!
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the...
Wife`s Photograph
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket...
Drunk Fart
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly...
Thirsty Drunk
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk...