Clean Jokes



New cell phone!

Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day...

Wake me up

Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service, so...

The paint job!

Julie the blonde, getting desparate for money, went into the richer neighborhoods looking for odd jobs. At the first house she called on, the man said 'Yeah, I have a job for...

Mirror image!!

Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her...