PE Teacher!
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids...
My Computer!!!
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user... Mam, please double click on `My Computer`.
Lady: I can`t see your computer...
A Blonde's Complaint!
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma`am?" said the librarian...
Pick Your Saddle
Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle...
Parachute Jumping
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet...
A barking dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been...
Bad Day!
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks, "What`s the...
Changing Address!
Blonde: "I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don`t you have a cell phone...
Authentic Blonde
A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots.
The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Damn and blast...
Caught Speeding!
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting...