Wall Clock!
A man passed away and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, 'Come on in. I`ll show you around. You`ll like it here.'
While walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It appeared that...
Chauffeur!
One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, 'You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven`t done it for a long time. Why don`t you let me drive for once?'The driver thinks to himself
Hold up!
A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh’s house. Two other former Presidents, Neelam Sanjiva Reddy and R. Venkataraman were also present. Suddenly a group...
Bill Clinton died?
When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked 'Who is it?'Clinton said, 'It`s me, Bill Clinton.'
Peter asked, 'Have you done anything wrong that...
Define Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone could give him an example of a 'tragedy.'One little boy stands up and offers 'If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and...
On That Note:
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, 'You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person...
President Bush an idiot
An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy.
'Come on man!' said the American, 'In a democracy...
JFK Jr. Qs and As
Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha s Vineyard? A. The runway.
Q. What will they name the JFK Jr movie. ? A. Three funerals and a wedding.
Q. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash ? A. Ocean Spray.
Q. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly ? A. He took a