Chauffeur!
One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, 'You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven`t done it for a long time. Why don`t you let me drive for once?'The driver thinks to himself
Hold up!
A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh’s house. Two other former Presidents, Neelam Sanjiva Reddy and R. Venkataraman were also present. Suddenly a group...
Bill Clinton died?
When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked 'Who is it?'Clinton said, 'It`s me, Bill Clinton.'
Peter asked, 'Have you done anything wrong that...
Define Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone could give him an example of a 'tragedy.'One little boy stands up and offers 'If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and...
On That Note:
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, 'You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person...
President Bush an idiot
An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy.
'Come on man!' said the American, 'In a democracy...
JFK Jr. Qs and As
Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha s Vineyard? A. The runway.
Q. What will they name the JFK Jr movie. ? A. Three funerals and a wedding.
Q. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash ? A. Ocean Spray.
Q. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly ? A. He took a