Clean Jokes

The teacher advised the class that they start each day with the pledge of allegiance and instructed them to put their right hand over their hearts and repeat...

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is is how they answered

Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
A small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant...

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a...

The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.

"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.

"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice.

"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"

"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is all right."

"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"

"Sure. This is my father!

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell...

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother...

A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family at the weekends...

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
"How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war...

The Grandmother was looking at a picture her six year old granddaughter had drawn of a fat cat. She asked the granddaughter what kind it was. She looked up and said...