Safe Sex in Olden Times
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts...
Vanishing Cream
During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that...
A Bus Driver!
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like, "If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster...
The Shakespeare Effect
A young lad and his mother were walking down the street when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man...
Monkey Business
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then...
One Plus One
A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill...
Just Do It !
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them...
Family Tradition
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean...
Natural Childbirth
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother...
Parents Worst Nightmare
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope...