Clean Jokes

Tommy`s house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6 year old Tommy and starts asking about school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of. After a while, grandpa notices that Tommy is loosing interest in the conversation so he pulls out two bills from his wallet to see if he can keep him...

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So she asked her class, 'Where is Jesus...

Nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?'First a little girl says 'The sky is definitely blue'Teacher says, 'Sorry...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds...

Mum: 'Andy, where are you off to now?' Rahul:'I`m going to join the army.'Mum: 'But...

A school inspector asked the class, 'If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be...

A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ and about the good deeds of Jesus Christ and his greatness. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy...

The School Inspector asked the class whether he should ask one difficult question, or two simple questions. A clever student told him to ask only one difficult question. The Inspector asked him the place where the first woman...

Johnny asked his classmate 'Do you know how to keep a foolish person in suspense.'
'No, you tell...

A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy...