Clean Jokes



General Motors vs. Microsoft...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared thecomputer industry with the auto industry and stated 'If GM had kept upwith technology like the computer industry has, we would all bedriving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles...

Kindly propose !

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversationturned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for anengagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in direneed of a new...

Top 10 Signs that You`ve Overdosed on The World Wide Web

Your opening line is: 'So, what`s your homepage address?'
You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see 'Enhanced for Netscape 4.0' on one of the clouds.
You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter...

You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your...

Real Life & Commands

Some of the commands you would like to have in real life, like - You are already late, and your key is missing. You wish there was FIND TOOL in life!And some more.

True Software Pro...

Here`s a conversation of a software professional and his wife
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or File name...

Acronymns...the real meanings

Some IT related abbreviations:
www: world wide wait
dos: defective operating system
and many more interesting ones.

Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates

The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates : At home have u installed...

Project Manager!

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, 'I`ll have a C monkey please.'
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash...

Computer engineer!

A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The mechanical engineer, said, 'I think the car...