Clean Jokes

The doctor finished his examination and asked the patient to step into his office.
"Sit down, Mr. Kay sen. After looking at these test results, I recommend that...

A doctor enters into a patient's room and informs the patient that he has good news and bad news. He then asks the patient which news he would like to hear...

An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing.
After an examination the Doctor says

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation problem.
"It's terrible," she said. "I haven’t moved my bowels...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed...

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist...

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia...

John came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said, "What's the problem?"
He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day...

A construction worker tells his doctor, "I’m constipated."
The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table...

The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it. To make matters worse, the patient was...