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Nurse`s Revenge

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling...

Best Kept Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman can keep a secret...

Best Consultant

Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment...

Best Buddies

Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently...

Lazy Husband

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was...

Sterile Father

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune...

Feeling Young

Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and...

Expensive Doctor

Joe goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Joe asks, "How much do I owe you...

Hearing Aid

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk...

Mental Hospital

A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room...

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