Bright future?
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. 'All day long she lies in bed and eats...
Broken legs...
At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man.Man said, `Will I be ok, Doctor?'The doctor turned to him and said...
Emergency!
A girl was too vain to wear glasses, but she always managed to conceal completely the fact that she was very, very shortsighted. In due course she got married and went off with her husband on their honeymoon. When she got back...
Emergency Call
'Hurry!' the doctor commanded his teenage daughter, 'Put my stethoscope and medicine box in my car. That was an emergency call from someone who says he will die if...
Pneumonia ...
A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr. D`Costa and said groaning, 'Doctor, can you cure my terrible cold? It has made things hell for me for the last four or five days.'Having never read about any confirmed cure for common cold, the young, over-zealous doctor advised...
Prescription!
A doctor got a call from a very excited woman, 'My son just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I...
Telephone Call
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
'Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. 'I will come in the morning.'
The man protested, 'But doctor, my wife is