Women and Shopping
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her...
Phenomenol 2 Letter Word
I`m sure you will enjoy this. One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep...
The Breathalyzer Test
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can`t do that...
You aren't Sterile!
A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl...
Visiting a Dentist
During Zia`s rule, a gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out.
The Karachi dentist said, "Surely you have dentists in Islamabad! You did not have to...
Funny Medical Advice
Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`s it... don`t waste them on exercise...
Eye Check Up
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.
The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY...
Second Appendix???
A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis. "That`s impossible," the physician replied, peeved at being woken up...
Favourite Patients!!!
4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.
1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is...
Patient's Dilemma!
A woman called up the hospital and said,
"I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,"
The RMO replied...