Clean Jokes


Damn!

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover!" under his breath. On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard...

Golf Rider

Four old geezers came into the pro shop after playing 18 holes and were exhausted. The pro asked if they had a good game and the first old guy said, "Pretty good. I had three riders today...

The Ladies Tees

SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY, a woman called her husband`s lifelong golfing buddy. "What`s the matter ?" asked the friend.
"It`s Sam," she said. "I don`t know where I went wrong...

Equal Privileges!

A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement...

Women's Golf Clothing

SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY, a woman called her husband`s lifelong golfing buddy. "What`s the matter ?" asked the friend.
"It`s Sam," she said. "I don`t know where I went wrong...

Physical Activity Routine

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough...

The Incredible Golf Ball

These two guys were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don`t you try this ball?"
He draws a green golf ball out of his bag...

WTH is Golf Rider?

Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders...

The Cursing Nun

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to play along with three nuns...

Golf Betting

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after...