Sharaabi Ki Dawat
Ek Sharaabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki. Subha Jab Ghar Pahuncha Toh Bakra Ghar Mein Hi Tha. Sharabi Apni Biwi Se...
New on Whatsapp
Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?
I replied: I don`t know, Love You, Talk To You Later...
Kabir Vani vs. Software Engineer
Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye...
How to Test for Live Wire
Ek din husband apne ghar ki light theek kar raha tha. Usne apni wife ko awaaz lagai: Sonu ki mummy.... sunti ho... idhar toh aana ek minute ki lye.
Wife: Kya hai...
Khuli Loot!
Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab Ek Bachche Se...
Gabbar's Management Lessons
Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his enterprising character...
What a Tragedy!!!!
Aaj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho....
Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....
Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....
Pati Ko Khilaya...
The Yummy Dish!
A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Steamed fine long grain white rice...
Lalu and Ebola Problem
Lalu`s PA: Sir! There is a new problem.
Lalu: Ka problem?
PA: Ebola.
Lalu: Kaun bola...
Proper Procedure
Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha: Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega.
Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.
Customer: Lekin madam itna time...