Maa Sab Jaanti Hai
5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.
16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry Beta! I Have No....
Baba Ji Ka Thullu!
Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya...
Kaisa Hona Chahiye ?
Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain....
Sachcha Premi!
Ladka apni friend se:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga....
Facebook Status and Comments
A Girl`s Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.
Comments Left by Male friends:
1) Awww, so sweet...
Daru ki vajah!
Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...
1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...
2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...
Janata Maaf Nahin Karegi
ATM Card Hote Hue Bhi Branch Mein Gardi Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.
100 Rs Ke Liye 10 Lacs Ka Attitude Dikhane Walon...
Sunny hates Doodh
Sunny`s mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo.
Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahin peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahin piyogi toh...
Aur Udaao Mazaak!
Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia.
Baba ne kaha...
Seedhe Shabdon Mein!
Aamir: Smiling...
Teacher: Aap muskura kyon rahe ho?
Aamir: Sir, bahut dinon se FB page ka admin banne ki ichcha thi...