Pyaar Ka Bhoot!
Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai...
Kaamchor Husband!
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha...
Shakki Pati...
Pehle Din:
Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?
Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.
Pati: Achcha, agar ghar mein ho toh...
Fastest Bird!
Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??
Student: Mam, Haathi...
Pappu Rocks!
Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.
Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.
Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain....
Admission Form!
College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee...
Gharelu Totkey!
1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....
2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega...
I'm Sorry!
Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya. Budha ladki se bola: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi chain nahin hai...
You Are Not My Dad Anymore
Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.
Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya toh baap ne...
Laila Following Majnu!
Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??
Majnu Bola: Haan.
Phir kuch der baad usko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh boli...